At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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