Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Randomize
