This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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