Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude i'm inner monologue high
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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