I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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