where does the pee come out of this thing
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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