Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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