me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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