The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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