so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
