It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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