You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
