Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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