I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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