I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I had to cum in my sink.
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