They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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