There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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