Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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