I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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