how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You can't motorboat a personality
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
that is very illegal...i love you.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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