So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
True strength comes from lack of pants
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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