I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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