I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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