i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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