Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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