he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Randomize
