Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
NoShamevember. You game?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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