Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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