So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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