STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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