Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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