But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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