When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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