Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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