yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it