I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?