how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.