watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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