The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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