Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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