what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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