Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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