But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.