I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I want to be your penis for a week.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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