Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I lost the right to judge tonight
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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