it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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