Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
There r osticjed everywhere
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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