playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
honey bunches of taint.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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