Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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