My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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