still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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