gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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