We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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